Nh?? th?? V?? Hi???n

Chuy??n m???c: Nh?? v??n & T??c ph???m

V?? HI???N (V?? ANH V??) SAY & T???NH
????? Ho??ng
T??i xin ??i h???c kh??a I tr?????ng Vi???t v??n Nguy???n Du, nh??ng m??i ?????n kh??a III m???i d???t ???????c c??ng vi???c c?? quan l???u ch??ng ra Kinh k??? thi ????? v?? v??o h???c kh??a III, nh??ng ch??a t???t nghi???p. ?????n kh??a IV, t??i l???i l???u ch??ng ra Kinh thi l???n n???a, ???????c ????? v?? h???c ti???p m????? thi t???t nghi???p.
Kh??a n??y t??i g???p nh?? th?? V?? Anh V?? t??n th???t l?? V?? Hi???n. T??i kh??ng g???i b??t danh m?? th??ch g???i t??n th???t V?? Hi???n. T??i th???y t??n V?? Hi???n g??y ???n t?????ng h??n. V?? Hi???n qu?? H???i Ph??ng, ??n s??ng n??i gi?? l???i tr???i qua ?????i qu??n ng?? kh?? d??i n??n ch???t "h???o h??n" trong anh r???t ?????m. V?? Hi???n d??ng c??n ?????i, cao v???a ph???i v?? r???t cao ????m kho??t lu???n! Tuy c?? th??nh t??ch trong ch???ng M???, anh c?? b???ng ch???ng nh???n" D??ng s?? di???t M???" nh??ng khi ??i h???c th?? kh??ng c?? ch??? ????? g?? c???, ph???i t??? l???c c??nh sinh. Nh??? b??? l??m thu???c B???c nu??i ??n h???c. Anh b??? th????ng s??? n??o n??n b??? anh ph???i chu c???p cho anh su???t ?????i! (Nghe n??i b??? th????ng s??? n??o nh??ng ch???ng c?? gi???y t??? th????ng binh n??o c???).Anh em b???n h???c gi???u anh:" B??? 70 nu??i con 40, b??? 80 nu??i con 50, b??? 90 nu??i con 60...".V?? Hi???n ??i h???c t??? t??c n??n r???t "b?? nh???c". Anh nh???y t?????ng qua ?????i h???c M??? thu???t v?? nh?? h??ng ph??? v???t l?? me, b???u b?? v??? n???u canh ??n l?? chuy???n th?????ng. Anh th??ch r?????u, n??n vi???c c???m qu??n nh?? c??m b???a. ??ng b?? Du???n b??n qu??n ngo??i c???ng tr?????ng thay nhau ch??n cao, ch??n th???p v??o t???n ph??ng ??? c???a V?? Hi???n ????i n??? t???u! M?????i l???n xu???ng ????i n??? th?? h???t m?????i m???t l???n v??? kh??ng. B??? v???t th????ng s??? n??o ???? h??m h???p r???i:l???i m?? r?????u n??n c?? khi anh"th???ng ru???t ng???a"ch???ng ki??ng d?? ai c???.
M???t l???n c?? nh?? th?? ?????n n??i chuy???n r???i khoe ???? in 5 t???p th??. T???t c??? h???c vi??n m???ng x?? giao cho nh?? th?? th?? V?? Hi???n v??? b???ng b??m b???p:
- Cung c???p gi???y ch??i ????t l??m g??, ch??? c???n m???t b??i th??, m???t c??u th?? l?? ?????!
Kh??ng ai b???t mi???ng ???????c V?? Hi???n. May l?? Nh?? th?? c?????i b??? qua, kh??ng th?? l???p b??? m???t.
Sau khi anh h??? h???a, kh??ng say t??i m????? trao ?????i - Ai c??ng mu???n ?????i nh??? th?? m??nh, d?? m???t c??u ho???c m???t ch??? c??ng qu?? h??a l???m r???i. Kh????ng H???u D???ng "m???t ti???ng chim k??u s??ng c??? r???ng", ng?????i ta ch??? nh??? ????ng c?? ch??? "S??ng"! Nh??ng mu???n c?? m???t ch???, m???t c??u ?????i nh???, nh?? th?? ph???i lao l???c m???t ?????i vi???t ra h??ng v???n b??i may ra c?? c??n l???i m???t ????i ch???!
V?? Hi???n nghe xu??i tai im l???ng.
H??m cimine m???t b???n trong l???p, V?? Hi???n ?????ng l??n ph??t bi???u: "B??i th?? "Kh??c Nguy??n H???ng" n??y thay t??n " Kh??c Nguy??n Ng???c" hay "Kh??c Nguy???n Tu??n" g?? m?? ch??? ???????c. Th??nh gi??? c?????i ???, Nguy??n Ng???c ng???i d?????i d??? nghe m???t ????? nh?? g???c ch??n!
"L???i danh ai ch???ng h??m
Ri??ng ta tr???i l?? vung
???ch quen ng???i ????y gi???ng
Ng??n lu???n b??n lung tung"
(Ch??n dung t??? h???a - Gi???t r??i ????y gi???ng)
Anh em trong tr?????ng V??n th??ng c???m kh??ng th??? ch???p! Nh??ng c?? m???t l???n m???i ng?????i kh??ng ch???u ???????c, c??? l???p h???p b??n ??u???i h???c V?? Hi???n. H??? l??m c??ng l???m, t??i ph???i ?????ng l??n b??nh v???c b???n. T??i n??i: "T??i th??n anh V?? Hi???n, t??i bi???t anh v?? c??ng trung th???c v???i b???n b??, v???i ?????t n?????c! Kh??ng n??n ??u???i m???t ng?????i m?????i n??m ??? chi???n tr?????ng ????nh gi???c, c?? danh hi???u "d??ng s?? di???t M???", b??? th????ng s??? n??o ra kh???i tr?????ng ?????i h???c Vi???t V??n Nguy???n Du! M???i ng?????i im l???ng, sau ???? c??ng ??m chuy???n! V?? Hi???n m???t l???n h?? h???n!
Khi t???nh, anh h??o hi???p nh?? d??n Nam b???, hay m???i b???n b?? nh???u. T??i v?? anh l?? ????i b???n nh???u r???t "??n r??".
"Ta m???i nh???p m???t ch??n
Ng?????i ???? ba ch??n t??ng
N???c v??o say ng???t ng?????ng
Ti??n c??n k??m c?? h??ng.

Ta v???i ng?????i vui ????
??i! Ng?????i th?? d???nh d??ng
H???t ti???n ra c???m qu??n
C???n ly, ?????ng t??? nan."...
((R?????u c??ng b???n - Gi???t r??i ????y gi???ng)

Nh???u c?? g?? ????u, v??i b??a ?????u, kh?? m???c (lo???i c?? bi???n r??? ti???n r???t tanh), c??t r?????u ba xu, chu???t u???ng ph???i, chu???t "ch???t". R?????u v??o th?? l???i ra, ai c??ng nh???t qu??? ?????t.V?? Hi???n nh???t qu??? ?????t, ????? Ho??ng nh???t qu??? ?????t. Tr??n ?????i ch??? c?? m???t th???ng nh???t. N??n ph???i so g??ng! T??i ch???ng d??ng s??, d??ng si???c g?? h???t, d??n trinh s??t ?????c c??ng c?? c??ch h??? ?????i th??? "gia truy???n", l???y " ??o??n binh ch??? tr?????ng tr???n". L??c ???y t??i m???c b??? pirama, ??o r???ng d??? m??a,qu???n r???ng d??? ????, t??i ch??i chi??u "quy???n c?????c li??n ho??n" ???? V?? Hi???n ??ang ng???i x???p b???ng tr??n b??n ph??ng h???c v??ng ra ngo??i c???a s???!
C?? d??n trong tr?????ng V??n m?? nheo:" Tr?????ng Vi???t V??n Nguy???n Du h???c
v?? ch??? ????u ph???i h???c V??n" (!).
T??? ???? ng??i th??? ???? ?????nh ??o???t, V?? Hi???n chuy??n t??m h???c v??n, kh??ng v?? vai g?? n???a!
??? H?? N???i V?? Hi???n c?? nhi???u b?? con v?? ng?????i quen, t??i d??n bi??n tr???n ra h???c ch???ng ai b?? con, quen th??n. Tuy t??i l?? c??n b??? ??i h???c c?? l????ng cao nh??ng nh???ng l??c h???t g???o, h???t ti???n c??ng ch????? v???i l???i b??m c???y nh??? "G?? Kh???" V?? Hi???n. V?? Hi???n d???n ??i ??n ch???c (??n k??) kh???p H?? N???i. Khi th?? ??n ??? b?? ch??? h??? ???????ng Tr???n Qu?? C??p g???n ga H?? N???i, khi th?? b??i Ph??c X??, Ph??c T??n...
B?? ch??? h??? c???a V?? Hi???n bu??n b??n v???t ??? ga H?? N???i, c?? nh?? trong khu t???p th??? ???????ng S???t ti???p hai h???c vi??n V??n r???t t???n t??nh chu ????o.B???a ??n c?? ????? m??n ??n n???i ti???ng H???i Ph??ng: b??n c?? cay, b??n ??a nem n??u, nem r??n, th???t l???n lu???c, r?????u, bia...M??n n??o b???n t??i c??ng th??ch.
B?? ch??? V?? Hi???n t??m t??nh:
-H??? em l??m k??? s??, b??c s?? ???? c??, b??? ?????i ??y, t?? ???? c??; b??n ch??nh tr??? nhi???u ng?????i l??m c??n b??? c???p th??nh ph???, nh??ng ch??a c?? ai nh?? th??. C???u Hi???n ??i h???c Nh?? th?? c??? h??? m???ng. Nhi???u ng?????i n??i ??i h???c ngh??? ??n m??y, song t??i b???o ch?? t??i, cho c???u Hi???n ??i h???c,l??n H?? N???i ch??u nu??i ??n h???c!
T??i v?? c??ng c???m k??ch l???i t??m t??nh c???a b?? ch??? h??? V?? Hi???n.
T??i nh??? bu???n th????ng nh???t l???n V?? Hi???n d???n t??i ??i xin ti???n m???t ng?????i th??n ??? ph??? L?? ????c. T??i ngh?? ng?????i n??y ch???c l???i ?????i gia "T??u Vi???n d????ng", "?????a ???c" ho???c "Ch??? S??u Kho" n???i ti???ng c???a H???i Ph??ng...Ai ng??? leo l??n ?????n t???ng 5 v??o ph??ng tr??? c???a m???t sinh vi??n Nh???c vi???n H?? N???i. Anh sinh vi??n cao m?? r???t g???y, da tr???ng nh???t g???n nh?? b???ch t???ng su???t ng??y ng???i b??n c??i m??y ??an len ki???m th??m ti???n ????? h???c.. Th???y t??i v?? V?? Hi???n v??o nh??, anh r???i m??y ?????ng l??n pha n?????c ti???p kh??ch, r???i ba anh em ????m ?????o v??n ch????ng, ??m nh???c. Anh hi???u ??m nh???c ???? ????nh, anh c??n hi???u s??u v??n ch????ng. Anh th??ch v??n ch????ng b??nh d???, kh??ng ki???u c??ch. Anh r???t y??u th?? V?? Hi???n. Anh thu???c nhi???u b??i v?? ?????c cho ch??ng t??i nghe b??i 'Th?? v?? em"
Th?? hay l?? ??au kh???
M?? cu???c ?????i ng??? nghi??ng
Em hay l?? b??o t???
M?? bi???n tr???i ?????o ??i??n

M?? th?? l?? ??au kh???
N??n c??ng y??u cu???c ?????i
V?? em l?? ch??n tr???i
N??n c??ng say b??o t???

Hay ?????ng l??m th?? n???a?
????? trong ta b??nh y??n
Hay ?????ng y??u em n???a?
Cho bi???n tr???i d???u ??m.

Th?? ??i! D?? ??au kh???
C??ng si m?? kh??ng r???i
Em ??i! D?? b??o t???
C??ng ?????m say ch??n tr???i.

Th???t l?? tri ??m, tr??? k???!
Sau ???? anh ????a ti???n cho V?? Hi???n v??? ti??u pha. Ti???n hai anh em ra c???a, anh nh??? l???i: "T??i khi ch??a mua ???????c m??y ??an len c??ng v???t l???m. C?? n?? t??i ????? b???n, c?? th??? b??m h???c t???t nghi???p Nh???c vi???n. Anh Hi???n v?? anh ?????ng ng???i, khi n??o t??ng thi???u ?????n t??i, t??i c?? th??? gi??p ch??t ??t!
V?? Hi???n l??ng t??ng c??m ??n r???i r??t. T??i ??i ngai v?? x???u h??? qu??. Hai th???ng th??n d??i, vai r???ng s???c nh?? tr??u c?? th??? qu???t voi ch???t m?? ??i xin ti???n m???t sinh vi??n g???y y???u, xanh nh???t ??an len ki???m s???ng nhi???u h??n h???c nh???c!
T??i b???o V?? Hi???n:
- T?????ng ??ng xin ti???n ?????i gia, ai l???i b??p n???n c??nh sinh vi??n ngh??o kh??? nh?? m??nh!
- Qu??n t??? c??? c??ng b???t c??u li??m s??? - Tao kh??ng c??n ch??? n??o xin n???a m??y ???! - V?? Hi???n ch???c ch???ng s?????ng sung g?? n??i.
V?? Hi???n th?????ng b??? ch?? h??m h??m, d??? d???, "vi??m t??i m??n t??nh" (kh??ng c?? ti???n) , ch??nh anh c??ng t??? nh???n "H??m h???p r???i d??? d???/ D???i d???i, l???i ??i??n ??i??n (Ch??n dung t??? h???a - Gi???t r??i ????y gi???ng), nh??ng kh??a IV vi???t v??n , Nguy???n Du, V?? Hi???n c?? nhi??u ???n t?????ng t???t ????? l???i. V?? Hi???n ???????c in th?? d??? thi b??o V??n ngh??? n??m 1989-1990 hai b??i. B??i T????ng L?? Ch??n v?? m???t b??i th?? t??nh. T??i ?????n th??m anh B??? Ki???n Qu???c, t??? tr?????ng t??? th?? b??oV??n ngh???, nh?? ??? c??n h??? khu Trung T??? ,nghe anh b??o tin tu???n t???i b??o ra c?? th?? D??? thi c???a V?? Hi???n. Anh khen th?? Hi???n hay .T??i v??? tr?????ng b??o tin cho Hi???n. V?? Hi???n sung s?????ng ?????n m???c nh???y m??a h??t m???y v??ng ??? s??n tr?????ng. Sau ???? k??o t??i ra c???m qu??n B?? Du???n h??n l??t r?????u " x???c" ?????ng nh?? thu???c s??u:
"Ta m????? nh???p m???t ch??n
Ng?????i ???? ba ch??n t??ng
M???t ng?????i v???a ??o ?????
Da ta ch???m v??ng v??ng
...
Say r???i l??n ra ng???
Hai ?????u hai qu??? d???a
Ta bi???t ?????i qu?? ng???n
D???u ch???t, r?????u kh??ng ch???a..."
(R?????u c??ng b???n - Gi???t r??i ????y gi???ng)
?????n vi???c V?? Hi???n y??u ng?????i ?????p Th??y M, ?????ng th??? 6 v??ng chung k???t thi hoa h???u n??m 1989 - 1990. Th??y M h???c n??m cu???i khoa V??n h??a qu???n ch??ng, ?????i h???c V??n h??a H?? N???i. T??i v?? V?? Hi???n c?? nhi???u l???n ?????n k?? t??c x?? c???a Th??y M ch??i. Y??u ???????c hay kh??ng ???????c, kh??ng quan tr???ng, nh??ng V?? Hi???n c?? nhi???u th?? t??nh hay v??? ng?????i ?????p l?? qu?? r???i.
"...M???t m??nh gi???a b???n c?? li??u
L???c t??m th????ng nh??? nh???ng ??i???u vu v??
B??n tai v???ng m???t v???n th??
C??n mong ai n???a ?????ng ch??? ngo??i hi??n
M???t bu???n d??i ??nh sao ????m
M???t m??nh t??m s??? s????ng m???m b??? vai

B???n th???n ?????m kh???c canh d??i
B??ng m??nh, c??? ng??? b??ng ai ?????i m??nh!
(C?? ????n - Gi???t r??i ????y gi???ng)

???n t?????ng nh???t l?? ng??y thi tr???c nghi???m t???t nghi???p, h???c vi??n tr??? l???i tr???c ti???p c??c c??u h???i do gi??o s??, nh?? v??n h???i. V?? Hi???n ?????i ????p r???t l??u lo??t r???i ?????c ngay th?? m??nh minh h???a. C??c gi??m kh???o ph???i ph?? c?????i cho ??i???m cao:
"...Tr??? chi m?? gi?? chi
R?????u say r???i n??i kho??c
Ti???n l?? B???c l???m khi
N??? ?????i kh??ng c???n nh???c

Th??ng ng??y lam l?? ?????y
R???nh r???i nh???p v??i chung
D??? hay l???i ph???i tr??i
Ng??n lu???n b??n lung tung

L???i danh ai ch???ng h??m
Ri??ng ta tr???i l?? vung
???ch quen ng???i ????y gi???ng
V??ng v???y l???m coi ch???ng

V??n c??ng kh??ng b???ng v???
T??i c??ng ch???ng b???ng ti???n
H??m h???p r???i d??? d???
D???i d???i , l???i ??i??n ??i??n

C??u th???n chen c??u v???ng
Th?? th???n l???n d???i kh???
??o c??m ?????i r??? r??ng
T??nh ri??ng v???n ?? h???

C???n t??m mau con v???
S???a t??i c??ng n??ng kh??n
Cho d?? l?? c??i n???
M???c x??c, ta c??c c???n.
(Ch??n dung t??? h???a - Gi???t r??i ????y gi???ng)
T??? ???? ?????n nay anh c??? "t??nh ri??ng v???n ?? h???"
"Em ??i! Chi???u r???i
????m ????`v???, n???ng s??t
Em ??i! Mu???n r???i
C??nh hoa s???u kh??ng nh???t

????m qua trong m??
Th???y em v??? nh???c nh???
Em ??i! Chi???u r???i
Ng???
T??m v??nh c???u h?? v??
Ch???ng bao gi??? ??i t???i
Chi???u r???i!
Mu???n r???i
(Chi???u r???i - Gi???t r??i ????ygi???ng)

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T???t nghi???p ra tr?????ng, anh em trong l???p ?????u c?? vi???c l??m, ri??ng V?? Hi???n th?? v???n ??ng 90 nu??i ??ng 70. M???i l???n c??ng t??c xu???ng H???i Ph??ng t??i ?????u gh?? th??m nh?? V?? Hi???n. B??? V?? Hi???n b???c thu???c B???c. Nh?? c???a ??? ph??? ????ng ho??ng. B??? V?? Hi???n ???? cao tu???i. L??c ???? ngo???i b??t tu???n. Nh??ng tr??ng c??? qu???c th?????c, cao r??o, c?? ch??? ngh??a. Hai c?? con g??i, m???t ch???, m???t em g?? ???? c???a V?? Hi???n ??ang d???y c???p 3 g???n nh??.
??i l??m c?? ti???n, t??i m???i bia V?? Hi???n. Hai ?????a t???ng ???? u???ng khuynh thi??n, ?????o ?????a n??n cu???i tu???n r???i r???i tha h??? lai rai!
- Drink beer, or drink alcohol?- (U???ng bia ch????, hay u???ng r????u?,)
- Drink beer (U???ng bia!).
U???ng m???i ?????a ???? 6 v???i, t??i h???i v?? Hi???n:
- U???ng n???a kh??ng?
- "Th???t tr??m s??? ch???" ( Ngh??a l?? ph???i 7 v???i)
- Ok! (T???t th??i)
Nh??ng ph???i ?????n ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen...(m?????i, m?????i m???t, m?????i hai, m?????i ba...) m???i r???i qu??n.
Sau khi t???nh, m???t vi???c"quan tr???ng" khi v??? H???i Ph??ng l?? ra ????? S??n t??m ng?????i ?????p. M???t ?????a n???i ???????c n???i l???ng cho du kh??ch x??? h??i.
V?? Hi???n n??i: - T??? c?? ch??? quen, kh???i ph???i ng??? ?????n (ph???i ??eo capot).
H???i tr??? kho???n n??y, t??i n??m b??? o??n (I am number one), s??? m???t - 180 ph??t kh??ng k??? th???i gian ch??p ?????.
T??i xong vi???c,V?? Hi???n ch??? b???c t??c. V???a b?????c ra c???a, V?? Hi???n h?? to:
- X??y d???ng X?? h???i Ch??? ngh??a ba m????i n??m m?? ????? th???ng Hu??? ra khai h??a v??n minh! ????ng l?? n??m b??? o??n (s??? 1)
- Number one! S??? 1!

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T??i vi???t ch??n 810 v??? V??n s?? Vi???t. H???i Ph??ng ch???n nhi???u nhi???u ng?????i trong ???? c?? nh?? th?? V?? Anh V?? (V?? Hi???n). Tr??n m???t b???ng v??n ch????ng ???????c ????ng t???i, V?? Anh V?? kh??ng b???ng m???t s??? ng?????i kh??c. T??n anh r???t ??t xu???t hi???n tr??n b??o ch?? ch??nh th???ng. Kh??ng ch??? anh, nhi???u nh?? th?? kh??c c??ng ch???u c???nh r???i ro trong c??n kinh t??? th??? tr?????ng. May cho anh, t??i ng?????i l??m s??ch t??i bi???t anh, b???n h???c c???a anh, t??i ?????c th?? anh nhi???u n??n t??i quy???t ?????nh ch???n anh. Nhi???u v??? th???i th?????ng ???????c c??ng lu???n c??ng k??nh nh??ng t??i cho l?? th??ng s???t t??y r???ng, t??i kh??ng ch???n. T??i l??m cu???n s??ch n??y tr??nh ???????c hai ??i???u, n???u nh?? n?????c l??m th?? h??? ????a c??n b??? tuy??n hu???n, c??n b??? ch??nh tr??? chay v??o ?????ng trong danh s??ch nh?? v??n; n??u t?? nh??n l??m v?? kh??ng c?? ti???n n??n c??c ?????i gia, doanh nghi???p gia ?????ng trong h??ng c??c nh?? v??n (!).
Kh??ng hi???u sao V?? Anh V?? bi???t t??i l??m s??ch k???t ti???n, V?? g???i l??n H?? N???i hai l???n ????? tr??n 5 tri???u ?????ng. T??i v?? c??ng c??m k??ch t???m l??ng t???t c???a b???n, kh??ng bi???t b???n ????o ????u ra ti???n?
"V?? Hi???n ng?? ng?? ng???n ng???n
H??m h??m d??? d???, t??ng t??ng
Ch??n r?????u tr???ng tay xin b???n..."


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Ch???t l???c m???t ?????i th??, anh xu???t b??n t???p th?? "Gi???t r??i ????y gi???ng" - Nh?? xu???t b???n H???i Nh?? v??n n??m 2017. T???p th?? c?? nhi???u b??i hay: T?????ng L?? Ch??n, Thu ph???i sang, Ch??n dung t??? h???a, Nh??n, T??m xu??n, U???ng r?????u m???t m??nh, Th?? v?? em, Chi???u r???i, R?????u c??ng b???n...??i???u ???? th???t ????ng m???ng cho Nh?? th?? V?? Anh V?? (V?? Hi???n). ?????i kh??ng ph??? l??ng t???t c???a anh. Anh kh??ng b??? l??ng qu??n:
"V?? Hi???n kh??ng th??? n??o qu??n
L?? Ch??n n??? t?????ng d???ng n??n H???i th??nh"
H?? N???i 2020
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